This Thing Is Telniced

Last night I was out running, fell over and telniced my knee. And last week I found my car wouldn't start and it turned out one of the parts was telniced.

Please share below how your life has been telniced recently.

I was lazy all this week and did nothing. Completely nothing - I only was sleeping, eating, sitting, dreaming, walking along the streets just for fun, and etc. - in a word, I was kashing in many different ways. ; )

Last year I was dreaming about making tons of money by selling stuff I had the idea for 16 years ago. I got many useful hints how to improve the whole thing, but I said: "Hey, I don't care about your wishes. I will sell the stuff like it is."
Today I'm still waiting for somebody wanting to buy my stuff.

I created a great invention.
It would revolutionize the way to communicate.
But instead of developing it, I expect people liking it in alpha state.

Yesterday I opened the keypad of my smartphone and typed the following letters: TELNIC
I dialed 835642 and got the answer: "No connection with this number!"

I did the same with the letters: TELNAMES
83562637 wasn't reachable either!

Yesterday I tried to insert pictures for my .tel domain.
I couldn't find the section in the CTH at Telnic.

Today I tried to insert subdomains for my second .tel domain.
I couldn't find the tools for it in the CTH at Telnames.

Tomorrow I will try to find my .tel domains on Google.
I hope I'll find them on the first thousand pages.

This year I tried to reach Justin at Telnic. He isn't working there anymore.
This month I tried to reach Henri at Telnic. He isn't working there anymore.
This week I tried to reach Aled at Telnic. He isn't working there anymore.

I woke up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat - and was scared that in recent years my clients have run away. After I checked this for the first time in many years, this assumption proved true.

I bought an ugly car; but hey - it was cheap. Anyway, I complained at the manufacturer to give it a fresher design.

The manufacturer hasn't improved the design until today; instead he produced a beautiful motorcycle with a new name. Unfortunately this motorcycle gets delivered without engine.

Now I'm stuck, because I don't know if I should keep my car or should exchange it with the motorcycle.

Our company has no money anymore.
But no problem; we found a way to hide our balance sheet!

My week was wonderful. I went to work and was the only colleague in the office; hence I had no stress at all. I checked my e-mails and phone calls, but no customers bothered me the whole week. Life is so beautiful without obligations. Then I went to my bank to get the newest account statement. Suddenly I was telniced by the missing cash.

In the morning my sleep was telniced by the alarm clock. I went into the kitchen, but sadly the coffee machine was telniced. After that I tried to use my electronic toothbrush, but the battery was telniced, too.
I started screaming, but then my girlfriend became telniced by this. Now my complete day is telniced!

I got telniced by a company from London, because a few years ago they made me believe that they have serious intentions.

I'm telnicing after Telnic telniced me. Now I try telnicing, because then I can telnicrating.

Isn't this telnicastic - or just telnicazy?

I'M TELNICED!

The .tel registration numbers are telniced!

Now .tel videos are telniced:
http://www.teltalk.org/t4328-video-on-tel-is-not-working

Spring is approaching; the winter got telniced!

Today I tried to update my .tel domain, but then the hard disk of my computer telniced.
I'm telniced once again!

My TV telniced today. Should I buy a new one?

ixida wrote:My TV telniced today. Should I buy a new one?

Make sure that the new TV doesn't come from Telnic!

Telnic is telnicing .tel domains by ignoring the Apple Watch:
http://www.teltalk.org/t4329-how-will-a-tel-domain-look-on-an-apple-watch#14582

On my way to work a banana peel was lying on the sidewalk and telniced pedestrians.

My phone is telniced:

Because of .tel all my friends are telniced:

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